XARAKTHRISTIKA ENOS GNHSIOY ELLHNARA!
You are definitely a Greek if:
* You can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera
* You can spell kefalograviera
* You are an adult and you are forced to be with your family at midnight on New Years Eve
* Your grandmother (mother/aunt) has a miracle cure for everything
* Your mother (father) still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public
* You have ever been hit with a pandofla
* You can dance kalamatiano, tsamiko, and zebekiko without music
* At every point in your life were not talking to at least one family member
* You must name your children after your in-laws
* You have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a result of the above
* You have ever heard the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou"
* You have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now
* You know what a komboloi is
* You know how to work a komboloi
* You have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola/yero/pontiki when you were little
* Someone in your family owns any type of restaurant
* Your family inheritance includes olive trees
* You can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the "Mc Feta" sandwich
And the final test:
* Are you working me?
* You changed my lights.
* I did her from hand.
* Welcome my eyes the two.
* I've played them!
* I made her lottery!
* I stayed bone!
* I saw the Christ soldier.
* It happened the come to see.
* Like the unfair curse.
* Something's running down to the gypsies.
* It didn't sit on us.
* He gives her to me.
* It breaks her to me.
* You owe me your horns.
* Who pays the bride?
* I don't know Christ.
* He doesn't understand Christ.
* Your mind and a pound and the painter's brush.
* It rains chair legs.
* I don't have face to come out in society.
* How from here morning morning?
* I don't know my blindness.
* I see it pale.
* This is dewatered!
* You are for the festivals.
* I don't chew.
* Does the goat chew taramas?
* Slow the cabbages!
* Catch the egg and mow it.
* Are we gluing coffee pots?
* Marrows drums!
* Marrows with the origan.
* I made them salad - I made them sea.
* We became robes - Robe unbuttoned!
* He ate bunch.
* I throw you to the ears.
* Shit high and gaze!
* Milk rabbits and mow turtles.
* Holy Mary's eyes.
* I take them to the skull.
* Whatever you remember you are glad.
* Are you asking and the change from over?
* We confused our thighs.
* He farted me.
* Of the gay.
* She's taking him.
* The bad your weather!
* With this side to sleep.
* Your eye the crosseyed!
* I am dogbored.
* We did black eyes to see you
* Like the snooooows!
* He made us the three two.
* I took my three.
* You are a shopping.
* Shit and fromshit.
* At the end they shave the groom.
* To say the figs figs and the tub tub!
* You reckon without the hotel owner.
* The madness doesn't go to the mountains.
* Better your eye goes out than
