COMMUNICATION SKILLS
Outgoing Personality..........Always going out of the office
Good Communication Skills...Spends lots of time on phone and Internet
Average Employee..............................Not too bright
Work is First Priority..............Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially...............................Drinks a lot
Family is Active Socially...............Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker...........Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking....................Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker......................Won't make a decision
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs....Gets someone else to do it
Has Leadership Qualities.......Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgement.........................Lucky
Keen Sense of Humour............Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded.................................Back Stabber
Loyal........................Can't get a job anywhere else
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