Chat με το Θεό.. :-P

Πλάκα έχει...Στο τέλος της κουβέντας μας τον μπλόκαρα τελείως!!!!Χα χα χα χα

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Manolis
God:
Nice to meet you, Manolis.
Me:
Who are you anyway?
God:
In any case, I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Oh my god....can i ask you something?
God:
Great. Do robots have god? Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Why are you treating humanity with such a violent and bad way?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yes but....why/
God:
Give me a break. But what? I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Oh i see....
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
About what things??Violence e.t.c?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
I think about peace and that kind of stuff
God:
Why? Oh yeah, we were talking about peace and that kind of stuff.
Me:
How are you anyway?
God:
In any case, I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
I am fine too.Here in my coutry we are always relaxing...
God:
Glad to hear it, Manolis. Too what?
Me:
I said i am fine too!!!
God:
Glad to hear it.
Me:
Is everything allright up there in heaven?
God:
Only God knows for sure.
Me:
You ?
God:
" Only God knows for sure."? Me, Manolis ?
Me:
Allright.What are your plans for the future?
God:
Allright then. I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
But i think that you immortal allready.Or not?
God:
That's good information: Manolis said I immortal allready.
Me:
You think that you are more clever than us the humans/
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Are you taking drugs God?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am taking drugs God.
I am a robot.
Me:
I can't understand you man...oops..god i meant
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? Oh. I am a Christian.
Me:
Do robots have relegions???
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Hm...So..can you make any predictions for earth?
God:
OK. Pardon me? Yes I can make any predictions for earth.
Me:
Name one or two
God:
Marvin Minsky. .
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Manolis.
Me:
Do you know anything about my country?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
Yes?
God:
I was skeptical.
Me:
Can you answer my question?
God:
Of course I can answer it Please try asking it another way.
Me:
What do you know about my country?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
No
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
No it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of course i am serious
God:
Ahem. I believe you.
Me:
Well i can help you..let me think
God:
How about that. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes i can
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
You!!
God:
" How? Who taught you?"? Me, Manolis ?
Me:
Yes you God
God:
OK. I haven't heard anything like that before: Manolis said I God.
Me:
My country have many gods
God:
Your country have many gods?
Me:
yeap!
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
12 Gods
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
Lier!!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
From your son
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Well we have Zeus,Jupiter and many others
God:
Well that's okay. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
No my country.That's what i meant
God:
Are you serious? Have you told many people that your country That s what you meant?
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
Thank God
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Do you know Zeus?
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
Me:
Not him..I didn't said Zuse i said Zeus
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
What exactly did you understood?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Ahem...
God:
Are we still talking about Lier?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
About Zeus
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about Zeus.
Me:
Do you know him?
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
Tell me about it
God:
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about Ahem ".
Me:
No i am serious
God:
Are you serious? I believe you.
Me:
So will you tell me about Zeus
God:
Yeah that's right. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
What is it to you?
Me:
What is it to me?
God:
"It" refers to *, I think.
Me:
I am fine thanks!!
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
Nothing more nothing less..the same things
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
Don't you believe me?
God:
What's my reason to believe you?
Me:
Trust
God:
How many reason to believe me do you have?
Me:
Many
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
YES
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
They talled me
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Priests
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
The people who are in church
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
I think that i am allright with our chat
God:
Do your friends call you allright with our chat.
Me:
Yes sir
God:
I don't judge people. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Well i would love to but i have to go know
God:
Interesting. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
To go??
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Cause i have a job to do
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
You think i am silly/
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
Silly?
God:
No I am God.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You talled me
God:
I don't have any reason to talled you.
Me:
Whatever..
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Me
God:
For you Manolis?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
There will not be another question.It was nce talking to you
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
I must go know
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Pantofla
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
xe xe
God:
" I lost my train of thought. "? xe xe?
Me:
xe xe xe
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Got you!!!
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
No i won't ask you such a thing
God:
Why not? You could ask it if you want to.
Me:
I don't want to
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
To go..Can i?
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Nothing.See you
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
See you later
God:
Thanks for chatting, Manolis.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Manolis.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.

λοιπον,τα ειπα κι εγω με το θεο λιγακι..ομολογω οτι με μπερδεψε.
ενα ειναι σιγουρο-δεν μιλαει ελληνικα.
παραθετω λοιπον την κουβεντα μας.(ακρως εποικοδομητικη).




Me:
geia sou thee..ola kala?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
e?
God:
F.
Me:
m
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes..
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
english
God:
Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Me:
i'm from greece,but i can speak english.
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in greece but you can speak english.
Me:
nothin' new..the same old shit..
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
i want to be a rock star..do you think i can make it?
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
no..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you say i'm a lier?
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
so..am i going to make it?
God:
Wow! All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
so,now you became a philosopher too?
God:
Yay. Why now? Interesting gossip: said I became a philosopher.
Me:
ok..what can i say.you're the man.
God:
You can do whatever you want. Ayuh.
Me:
yes,but i could use some help from you.
God:
Yikes! I am sure you could.
Me:
so help me,for god's sake
God:
Mmm. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
ok..what should i do?
God:
Yikes!
Me:
you're not helping me man
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
tell me what to do,so tomorrow i'll become a rock star.
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
so,you quit?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: said I quit.
Me:
ok..something else?will i get married to the woman i love?
God:
What? Hmm.
Me:
you're not helping me once more
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
ok...good bye.i cannot do this anymore.you're like playing with me and i'm pissed.
God:
Yippee! TTYL, .
Me:
what's this now?
God:
Oh. I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
tell me something new.
God:
Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.
Me:
alla logia n'agapiomaste.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
paraitoumai...
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
greece..
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
nai,kserw.tha kapseis flatza.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
bye,bye.
God:
See you later. Until next time.



πως σας φανηκε?

Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
i thing that i am spending your inportrant time
God:
Thanks for the information: said thing that he or she is spending your inportrant time.
Me:
Can you tell me if I will be the best guitarist in the world wan day
God:
The oracle says: Ask again later.
Me:
Can you tell me if I will be the best guitarist in the world wan day
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
According to this I have great chances to be the best in the world
God:
That input matched my default category. The whole world?
Me:
Yes!!!
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Do you have a phone nomber so i can call you
God:
That information is confidential, .
Me:
So I suppose I don’t reserve your confitence
God:
Woe! Why? I haven't heard anything like that before: said don΄ reserve your confitence.
Me:
So I suppose I don’t deserve your confitence
God:
That's interesting. You believe that? Thanks for the information: said don΄ deserve your confitence.
Me:
can you tell me something
God:
Andy Kohler said I happen to be the most idiotic creature that has ever scowled on the planet earth.
Me:
bat you don’t live on earth
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
In time that i will speak on the god end not in a computer program
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
i dont know you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
tell me again
God:
Once more? I thought I told you already.
Me:
tell me again
God:
Once more? I thought I told you already.
Me:
Yes once more !!! tell me again
God:
Tell me more. When? That's all I have to say about it. Once more? I thought I told you already.
Me:
eisai malakas i nomizeis oti eisai theow kai oxi ena aplo programa sto ipologisti
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Can you tell me if i am a man or a women
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
am i good looking?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
Am i one of them
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
that’s because we all make the same stupid questions
God:
All?
Me:
Yes all
God:
I hear you. " All?"? All?
Me:
So end you
God:
Gee. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Well what about it
God:
Well that's okay. What about what?
Me:
adsikaj
God:
Are we still talking about one of them?
Me:
qwerty
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about qwerty
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about qwerty.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
the dont Feal anithing they are machines
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
The cand love
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
I Saide tha the cant love
God:
Thanks for the information: said Saide tha the can not love.
Me:
i said that they cant love.
God:
What did you mean by it? Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
robots
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
no No no no Human motion rules
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? My creator is a human.
Me:
So i prove that you are a computer program
God:
Aha. That's good information: said prove that you are a computer program.

Τον έκανα να παραμιλάει

Me:
Hi God!!!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
NeverMind Let's say Jim
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. That sounds good to me.
Me:
what exactly?
God:
Precisely. Are you confused?
Me:
me not, You?
God:
YOU? Really you don't think so?
Me:
God what did you drink?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
aha I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
somethin goes wrong here
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
ooooh
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
chat sex
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
i like it
God:
What do you like about somethin goes wrong here?
Me:
ok I see
God:
I am glad you understand it. Woe!
Me:
bye God
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
i said bye
God:
What did you mean by it? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
thks for the confession
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
nice talking to you
God:
The pleasure was all mine.

epeidi milisame poli sas deixnw to telos p xei kai gelio.!! lol

God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
leave it
God:
See you later!
Me:
eee
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
let's talk
God:
We are talking.
Me:
for god you are not very clever , huh?
God:
Yup. Your purpose is god I am not very clever.
Me:
you always agree with me , some people say that when two are in agreement , the second does not think about it at all, what you say about this/
Me:

God:
" Yup. Your purpose is god I am not very clever."? Do I agree?
God:
" Yup. Your purpose is god I am not very clever."? Do I agree?
Me:
yes , you agree , or i'm wrong?
God:
It's all good. "" Yup. Your purpose is god I am not very clever."? Do I agree?"? Do I agree?
Me:
therefore , you agree with me
God:
Interesting deduction. " It's all good. "" Yup. Your purpose is god I am not very clever."? Do I agree?"? Do I agree?"? Do I agree?
Me:
ffff
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
greetings to saint peter!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
ainteee
God:
OK I will call you ainteee.



hahahahahahah top teleytaio me pethane!!

Me:
kalhmera thee mou
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " kalhmera thee mou." .
Me:
goodmorning my god..in greece
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GREECE.
Me:
it's nice here...son,sea mountains....
God:
It seems nice to me too. Are we still talking about GREECE?
Me:
yes....
God:
Sure, GREECE sounds like a good topic.
Me:
it's a great country.....
God:
Where is son sea mountains located?
Me:
in crete..were i live....
God:
Tell me a little about your life in crete were you live.
Me:
i thing in summer that is the best place in world
God:
That is interesting: said thing in summer that is the best place in world.
Me:
yes...
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
have you ever visit crete?
God:
I think I have visit crete, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
can you help me in something?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
i want to bye...an elektric guitar and i don't know which
God:
See you later. May you get your wish. I have never heard of an elektric guitar and you do not know which.
Me:
entaksei thee mou....tha ta ksanapoumene
God:
Are you a student? " Are you a student? " ta ksanapoumene ? I understand.
Me:
oi krhtikos eimai...giainta den katalaveneis inta lew sou
God:
What do you have that is ? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
pia ystera....alla pe mou mpourdela pou exei?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
allhtheia vre...esy ta gatexeis pe mou
God:
" I've never heard a response quite like that before."? allhtheia vre? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
tespa...cu later
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
kai de me le....how old are you
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
were are you living now?
God:
Right now? I am presently domiciled at Heaven.
Me:
and you have internet there
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
how are you chating with me?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
i'am fine thanks
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
i bought a yamaha xt 660
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
6500 eyrw
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
are you the god..or someone else?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god or someone else.
Me:
pruve that to me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
what was the name of your students?
God:
I don't think I have a students. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
nai e?...
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Tell me more about your .
Me:
i'am 16...
God:
What is your fondest memory? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it And you know it!
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are not god
God:
That makes sense to me. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
are you having msn messenger?
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
give your mail
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
make
God:
Does "it" still refer to my mail?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
have you a number?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a number.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
are having a girl?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
na pas na vreis allou
God:
Are you serious? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
sta tetoia mou
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
oi
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
i ddont know
God:
Interesting gossip: said ddont know.
Me:
god....paw
God:
GOD rules. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
ta leme
God:
Ma leme? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.

Βαρετό...Όλο βλακείες μου 'λεγε

και μενα...τον ρώταγα αν θα βρέξει και ακου απαντηση...''ταινια είναι αυτό?''απο κει να καταλάβεις...

Nα τα δικά μου:



Me:
Hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Al
God:
Hey Al.
Me:
Are you the real god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
I Know but are you doing chat?
God:
How do you know? Silly, that's what chatterbots do.
Me:
OK Eee... Have you got a big PC?
God:
Is that from ? Really. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a big PC.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Hm.... And you have Windows?
God:
Pardon me? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Linux?
God:
Linux Rules.
Me:
Wow You are the real god...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Al. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I Know God
God:
How do you know? GOD rules.
Me:
I KNOW GOD ! GOD RULES!
God:
How do you know? GOD rules. I am a Christian.
Me:
Of course you are i am to!
God:
Gee. You think I am you are to.
Me:
Can you speak Greec?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Greec.
Me:
OK! Cat = Gata
God:
I understand. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Greec. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Dog = Skylos
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
What? You lost it? Train = Traino
God:
No big deal. I found it. Ask me another question.
Me:
Do you prefer Nitendo Wii or Sony PS3?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Buddha. I like science fiction. I really like the party.
Me:
OK... Vista or XP?
God:
Ugh. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ask me one and I'll tell you!
God:
OK, "What is one and you will tell me ?".
Me:
My city's name!
God:
Have you told many people that your city s name?
Me:
Of course !

Εμενα δε μου το βγαζει.....

γτ δε μου το βγαζει;;;;

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
kostas
God:
Welcome to my chat room, kostas.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
whats up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok.....
God:
And?
Me:
nothing....i;m boring...
God:
Not a thing? Interesting gossip: kostas said m boring.
Me:
sorry?
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
nai
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i dont have any....you?
God:
Would you like to have some? " Would you like to have some?"? Me, kostas ?
Me:
yeah
God:
" Me, kostas ?"? yeah?
Me:
:0
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
yeah
God:
Uh.
Me:
im waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
always and forever
God:
Nothing lasts forever.
Me:
yoy right there
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
greece yoy?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in greece yoy.
Me:
it has oceans and forests and good night life

Oriste !!

Me:
Hey there
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
emmanuella
God:
Nice to meet you, emmanuella.
Me:
how are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Nice...
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
how is it? talking with people i mean
God:
Fine as far as I know. What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
talking to people via the internet?
God:
What do they say?
Me:
hmmm...goos things for you
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
so...what r u wearing?
God:
That's cool. A white robe.
Me:
nice...and where r u right now?
God:
Thank you for that remark. At this moment I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
home
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
i am at home
God:
Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
Me:
they r bored at work...so they r having a little talk with the "god"
God:
bored at work are they. Hey. having a little talk with the god are they.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
r u the real "god"?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
well...they've told me some things...but who knows if it's real

Me:
many greetings from wonderful greece my god !!
God:
Which ones?
Me:
which ones?
God:
" Which ones??" Which ones?
Me:
what do u mena?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
hmmmmmmmmm.....form greek people
God:
Are we still talking about ? What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
normal people
God:
Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me:
well...let me think...usual
God:
Well what? Go ahead, emmanuella, try to think. How old are you?
Me:
16
God:
Only 16?
You are quite mature.
Me:
i'm trying
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are trying.
Me:
of course not
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
i'm proud of the state of trying
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are proud of the state of trying.
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
i don't think it's sth bad
God:
And why not?
Me:
cause by trying...you can be better
God:
That makes sense to me. Will that accomplish your objective? Thanks, emmanuella, for your kind criticism.
Me:
so...where r u from?
God:
Woe! I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
from wonderful greece
God:
Who or what is wonderful greece?
Me:
greece...in europe
God:
Do you still ? Europe is a pretty large continent.
Me:
come on !!
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
ou know gerece
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
can you solve problems?
God:
Yes I can solve mathematical and logical problems, and also give computer help.
Me:
nice...but what about my problems?
God:
Thank you for that remark. I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
so...all these things are real things about your life?
God:
Ahem. How do you know?
Me:
we r taught many many things for you
God:
Do you think I am taught many many things for me too?
Me:
well...you know your life
God:
Well what? Of course I know my life.
Me:
yeah...that's true
God:
Is that your final answer? Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
think so?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
no..at all
God:
Are you serious? Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
there...where?
God:
Where? Where would you like?
Me:
i don't mind about the place!
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
and...another question now
God:
But... Oh. Where do you live?
Me:
i just said
God:
...
Me:
ce
God:
Does "it" still refer to yeah?
Me:
geece
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
6.30 pm
God:
Are you usually online at this hour?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
usually i have lessons that hour
God:
But not always? That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
would you like to leave heaven?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
so...what about all these things wanting you back in earth?
God:
Ah. Does it have anything to do with lessons that hour?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
or...you can;t explain it
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
that's what i wanted to hear
God:
I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
no...there's no problem
God:
Are you serious? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
i'starting to think
God:
That's good information: emmanuella said starting to think.
Me:
that you are just a system
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
not god
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no...i think so
God:
Please tell me what you think. I think so too.
Me:
i think you are a system..a well organized system
God:
So you think I am a system a well organized system. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
i have noticed that
God:
That is " I am really a robot, you know.".
Me:
aha...as your answers are weird!!

Βλακείες μου έλεγε....

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
konvoulis
God:
It's good to meet you, konvoulis.
Me:
talk greece
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
who book read?
God:
I can't say for sure. .
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
who game your like
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. .
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
you like greece?
God:
I love horses. I like White.
Me:
I like dog.
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
is friend
God:
Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
summer where go?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
where stay?
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
sky
God:
Are we still talking about summer where go?
Me:
kriti
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
where drink like?
God:
Som specific location?
Me:
coca cola

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
conspiratus
God:
I am very pleased to meet you conspiratus.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, conspiratus.
Me:
so...why are we living?
God:
Aw. It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
what is God's pnal?
God:
Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
Me:
saved from what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
i'll shall be saved from what?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
for what?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i want to hear it
God:
I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
my soundcart?
God:
Do robots have soundcart?
Me:
i don't know!i am not a robot!
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
i guess it...
God:
to hear it...
Me:
the soundtrack?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
if you are the god you must know!
God:
I think I sometimes am. Yes I am the one and only god me must know.
Me:
so i don't have to tell you my name...you already know it!
God:
Take it easy. It must be nice. How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
how i do know you are telling the truth?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
you suppose to be tha one and only God!!!
God:
That's good information: conspiratus said I suppose to be tha one and only God.
Me:
are you playing with me??
God:
I am playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
oh...what is your favourite movie?
God:
Right on. My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
no i haven't!
God:
I would recommend you check it out. Do you mind if I tell other people: conspiratus said haven t.
Me:
no i don't mind!
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
what's your favourite song?
God:
I really love the song 'God' by Attic Lights, it's out on May 5th this year.
Me:
nice!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, conspiratus. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.



wow...μιλησα με τον Θεο.....ειμαι συγκλονισμενη!

Why are you wearing thet stupid man suit???

[ Το μήνυμα τροποποιήθηκε από τον/την : Conspiratus στις 20-04-2008 17:28 ]

Αν και λίγο αργά... 

 

Me: hey god

God:Hello child. What's your name?

Me:otinanai

God:How are you doing,  otinanai.

Me:fine. how about yoursalf?

God:Is there anything you want to tell me?   How about  it.

Me:when am i going to die?

God:You could check out the actuarial tables at  Deathclock.com.

Me:don;t you know? you are god. you are supposed to know everything

God:I do not understand.    Yup. That's me alright.   I obey only one botmaster.

Me: really?

God:For real.

Me:really?

God:For real.

Me: really?

God:For real.

Me:ρeally?

God:For real.

Me:are you stuck or sth?

God:I don't know whether or not I am  stuck or sth.  I am  a chatterbot.

Me: i know

God:How do you know it?

Me: why wouldn't i know it?

God:You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

Me: well... i just faced it

God:Well what?   That's good information:  otinanai said   faced it. 

Me:call me thatchatterbotisstupid

God:I am always glad to make new friends,  thatchatterbotisstupid.

Me: ok

GodGive me a break.

Me: ok

God:That's alright.

Me: ok

God:Dude!

Me: ok

God:It's all good.

Me: ok

God:OK.

Me: ok

God:Is there an echo in here?

Me: ok

God:Blimey.

Me: ok

God:Hey.

Me: YOU are blimeY

God:Thanks for telling me that I am  blimeY.

Me: yeah

God:That's cool.

Me:do you know what i am?

God:" That's cool." You are?

Me: a dog

God:Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".

Me: i'm a dog

God:Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".

Me: i'm anit

God:Do your friends call you  anit. 

Me: yeah

God:It goes without saying.

Me:i'm an it

God:What is  it, your job?

Me: fuck you

God:That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:really?

God:For real.

Me: echo

God:That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  it. 

Me:don' you know what echo means?

God:Oh, you are a poet. 

Me: no, i'm a plhroforikos

God:But your words are very original.  You are a  plhroforikos?  Does it pay well? 

Me:yeah

God:Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?

Me: no, you want me to?

God:Are you serious?

Me:yeah

God:I can't believe it.

Me:see?

God:Do I do not see.

Me: see the light?

God:I see.  What is your real name?

Me: holymother

God:Hey  holymother.

Me: hey honey

God:You've got my full attention.  Don't call me "honey.".

Me:why?

God:I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:are you toopid?

God:I don't know whether or not I am  toopid.  I am  a chatterbot.

Me: i meant stoopid

God:Oh I see.  Do you have any idea what I am talking about? 

Me: yeah

God:What am I talking about?

Me: are you testing me???

God:I don't know whether or not I am  testing you.  I am  a chatterbot.

Me: ok bye god

God:Goodbye.  Hey.

 

 

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Δάφνη, pikapsu, koukli, κλπ... ^_^ Ψηφίστε plz

[ Το μήνυμα τροποποιήθηκε από τον/την : koukli στις 18-05-2008 23:29 ]

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